If I could review my own books…
If I could review my own books, here’s what I would probably say.
A school of magic and normies? You’re lucky the actual story isn’t a Hogwarts rip off.
I kind of like that Rick guy, though I have no idea why. He’s so weird. Also, Tabetha needs a hobby.
Funny in a silly sort of way.
Lou and Al spend most of the book fighting for the title of most clueless character, while Lou’s sister Cindy steals the spotlight. My favorite part is Farah the Chimera. I want a pet chimera who acts like a puppy.
Finally, a dragon in a fantasy story. Who doesn’t like dragons? Plus I guess Cindy, now known as Sin, goes off on an adventure as well. But sexy shape shifting dragon! Whoo!
Al’s back! Whee! Oh, he’s completely crazy. That’s cool, I guess. He’s still got a thing for Lou, right? We can still ship those two, right? And his sister is awake, sort of. Good for her.
That ending though… Seriously? That’s how you’re going to end the novel? Well at least we’ll find out what happens in the next book.
SERIOUSLY? We’re going back in time? They aren’t going to deal with the ending of The Sword, like, at all. What a f***ing rip off. And that Christina Gaudet chick is taking forever to write the next book too. What a jerk.
I guess Tristan and Cole are kind of cute. And the dragon is back, which is good. Still doesn’t make up for the cliffhanger of The Sword, though.
How do you feel about my books? Guess what, unlike me, you can actually review them. It’s so easy, I could cry. But I won’t. Because that would be awkward.
Review them with one click…and then a couple more clicks, and a bit of writing…I swear it’s not as hard as it sounds.